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whatcah, these new jeans i want i've been looking everywhere. new blue jeans? oh, don't be c crazy, i've got tons of blue jeans. frank! frank! get my jean bin, susie wants my jeans. no she doesn't. here w we go. nice and loose. ohhh. those are loose, but i actually just ordered three pairs of this kind. ooooohhhh. oh. when it's on your mind, it's on ebay. >> dicky: get the new "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is sponsorrd by bud light. to stream performs, go to jimmykim mellive.com. [ male announcer ] if your kid can recognize your sneeze from a crowd... you're probably muddling through allergies. try zyrtec® for powerful allergy relief. and zyrtec® is different than claritin® because it starts working faster on the first day you take it. zyrtec®. love the air. i'm looking for the one. kids, house, the whole domestic thing, you know? then why does your relationship status say, "never getting married"? hmm... that was the old me. it says you updated it 15 minutes ago. yes...yup... yeah that was before i met you. favorite pickup line: "nothing mattered befo
whatcah, these new jeans i want i've been looking everywhere. new blue jeans? oh, don't be c crazy, i've got tons of blue jeans. frank! frank! get my jean bin, susie wants my jeans. no she doesn't. here w we go. nice and loose. ohhh. those are loose, but i actually just ordered three pairs of this kind. ooooohhhh. oh. when it's on your mind, it's on ebay. >> dicky: get the new "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is sponsorrd by bud light. to stream performs, go to jimmykim...
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whatcah, these new jeans i want. i've been looking everywhere. new blue jeans? oh, don't be crazy, ve got tons of blue jeans. frank! frank! get my jean bin, susie wants my jeans. no she doesn't. here we go. nice and loose. ohhh. those are loose, but i actually just ordered three pairs of this kind. ooooohhhh. oh. when it's on your mind, it's on ebay. >> jimmy: our next guest is a funny person from -- you can hear her voice on bob's burger's please say hello to kristen schaal. >> jimmy: it's good to have you here. >> it's great to be here. >> jimmy: for those who don't know, you're also a stand-up comedienne. >> yes, i do. every monday night a hack it in brooklyn. death by rivers of floot foot. >> jimmy: you're still nervous? >> i'm experimental with my stand-up comedy. i like to do crazy things. like i embody the oldest joke ever told which is the whoopi cushion. and i just become the whoopi cushion on stage and just talk about how i'm all washed up and fart after one after another. if they're good i'll give them a poop joke they can't forget. >> jimmy: when you
whatcah, these new jeans i want. i've been looking everywhere. new blue jeans? oh, don't be crazy, ve got tons of blue jeans. frank! frank! get my jean bin, susie wants my jeans. no she doesn't. here we go. nice and loose. ohhh. those are loose, but i actually just ordered three pairs of this kind. ooooohhhh. oh. when it's on your mind, it's on ebay. >> jimmy: our next guest is a funny person from -- you can hear her voice on bob's burger's please say hello to kristen schaal. >>...
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whatcah, these new jeans i want. i've been looking everywhere. new blue jeans? oh, don't be crazy, i've got tons of blue jeans. frank!k! frank! get my jean bin, susie wants my jeans. no she doesn't. here we go. nice and loose. ohhh. those are loose, but i actually just ordered three pairs of this kind. ooooohhhh. oh. when it's on your mind, it's on ebay. >>> next week on "jimmy kimmel live" -- jessica simpson. kristen bell. don rickles. kristin chenoweth. gael garcia bernal. ice cube. dave franco. and jimmie johnson. plus, music from the naked and famous. dr. teeth and the electric mayhem, featuring travis barker. neon trees. and kiss. little money? let's start with a paint we know can do the job. new glidden duo paint plus primer available only at the home depot. one coat does double duty. and fits our budget perfectly. so there's a brand-new room... ...right where the old one used to be. more saving. more doing. that's the power of the home depot. new glidden duo paint plus primer. only at the home depot. and starting at only $24.97 a gallon. so i get claritin
whatcah, these new jeans i want. i've been looking everywhere. new blue jeans? oh, don't be crazy, i've got tons of blue jeans. frank!k! frank! get my jean bin, susie wants my jeans. no she doesn't. here we go. nice and loose. ohhh. those are loose, but i actually just ordered three pairs of this kind. ooooohhhh. oh. when it's on your mind, it's on ebay. >>> next week on "jimmy kimmel live" -- jessica simpson. kristen bell. don rickles. kristin chenoweth. gael garcia bernal....
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whatcah, these new jeans i want. i've been looking everywhere. new blue jeans? oh, don'be crazy, i've got tons of blue jeans. frank! frank! get my jean bin, susie wants my jeans. no she doesn't. here we go. nice and loose. ohhh. those are loose, but i actually just orred three pairs of this kind. ooooohhhh. oh. when it's on your mind, it's on ebay. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. mat kearney is still to come. oh, my god, joan forgot her dog. [ laughter ] in her years as an entertainment news reporter, our next guest is charged with covering every humiliating moment of "dancing with the stars." and now, she will be forced to cover herself. "dancing with the stars" returns march 19th to abc. please say hello to mirrorball hopeful and host of "extra," maria menounos. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] hi, there. so, why are you doing this? to lose weight? [ laughter ] you're not going to be able to have that kind of transformation that a lot of people want to see. i would recommend between now and march 19th, you try to put on 30 or
whatcah, these new jeans i want. i've been looking everywhere. new blue jeans? oh, don'be crazy, i've got tons of blue jeans. frank! frank! get my jean bin, susie wants my jeans. no she doesn't. here we go. nice and loose. ohhh. those are loose, but i actually just orred three pairs of this kind. ooooohhhh. oh. when it's on your mind, it's on ebay. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. mat kearney is still to come. oh, my god, joan forgot her dog. [ laughter ] in her years...